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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make one of those Bitstrips cartoons, but then I decided to pick the lint out of my belly button instead. I'm pretty sure I came out ahead"

"Why does 0=1 COS(0)=1"

"""Polar bears can't jump"" -- black bears"

"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data"

"""What doesn't kill you makes you smaller."" ~Mario"

"Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow? Because it was Chewy"

"Why do toilets flush after getting pissed on? They get embarrassed."

"*Astronaut takes a photo of Earth from space* Earth: ""Delete it."""

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie. I cheddar the world and the feta cheese."

"What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name."