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Joke of the Day

"I just got invited to a Game of Thrones themed wedding I think those bastards are going try to kill everyone"

"I hosted my very first orgy last night and it was a total disaster Nobody came."

"you are what you eat.. funny, I dont rember eating a sexy beast this morning."

"(nsfw) What do pimples and catholic priests have in common? They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13."

"I just found handcuffs, a whip and a mask in my girlfriend's bedroom. I can't believe she's a super hero."

"There is no 'I' in 'Denial'"

"A Web Designer decided to use right aligned text His boss yelled at him for it, because it wasn't justified."

"Why do Asians have squinty eyes? because their future is so bright"

"How much is twelve units of mass? Dozen matter."

"What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London? A great big pho queue."