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Joke of the Day

"Why do we always see a Dung Beetle with a ball of shit? Because that's how he rolls. ^^/groan"

"I dont have enough money to play f2p (free to play) games because i lack the money to buy the necessary hacks to be able to compete in equal grounds."

"Do hairy people get bed head all over? Ma'am, I just called to see if you're happy with your cell phone provider. But probably they do."

"Why didn't The Cold War happen? Russia kept Stalin it"

"What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape."

"I like going to the park and watching the children run around... ...because they don't know I'm using blanks."

"How do you write a song that appeals to the gay audience? Just sit on a D! Edit: I tried this out on several of my gay friends n they loved it"

"Once this whole ""global warming thing"" melts the ice caps We're gonna have a canoe world order."

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger."

"At a KKK chapterhouse I'd like to join the Klan. Ok, to do that you must kill six niggers and a cat. What? Why the cat? Welcome to the Klan!"