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Joke of the Day

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger."

"Only real 90's kids remember being called a lazy fucking millennial"

"Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They haven't got anti-aliasing."

"Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey? Because he wants to get from ayy to bee."

"Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL."

"What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawnmower Unemployed"

"What do you call a football team full of retards? Special teams."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon"

"My credit card is like a fat persons scale It's maxed out"