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Joke of the Day

"At a KKK chapterhouse I'd like to join the Klan. Ok, to do that you must kill six niggers and a cat. What? Why the cat? Welcome to the Klan!"

"When I'm in a room full of toddlers, I can't help but scan it for potential serial killers"

"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley"

"If you can be Batman, always be Batman Some people are Jewish, some are Arabs, but I prefer to be Christian Bale."

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time? Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog."

"i' ve just bought an house in France, southern coast. It' s very Nice."

"A man walks into a doctors office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""doc, you gotta get this guy out of my ass!"""

"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman."

"Protip: If you're walking in your office taking deep breaths because someone made popcorn, don't forget to stop as you enter the restroom."

"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome."