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Joke of the Day

"How do you write a song that appeals to the gay audience? Just sit on a D! Edit: I tried this out on several of my gay friends n they loved it"

"What did the bird say in gratitude? ""Thank"", then it cooed."

"Popsicle sticks are depressing."

"How do bored cows sound like? Meh"

"I'm ""misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist"" white."

"My husband said he bought the toupee for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men."

"I hate it when my wife asks if I've been drinking and I accidentally respond with a 9-minute air guitar solo."

"What's the difference between little girls and wine? Wine gets better as it gets older"

"A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying."

"Van Gogh's girlfriend.. Van Gogh's girlfriend was overwhelmed with emotion when he cut off his ear and gave it to her. She said, ""Oh my love, why did you do it?"" Van Gogh replied, ""pardon?"""