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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't The Cold War happen? Russia kept Stalin it"
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"A girl asked her mom if it's true that babies come out of where men put there penises. Mom said yes that's true. The girl said but mom wouldn't that break my Jaw?"
"They finally created a documentary about clocks. It's about time."
"So I was looking for pedophiles in my neighborhood using one of those websites and it asked me to register. Now I am legally obligated to tell you that I am a sex offender"
"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around here while I go on ahead."
"What is another name for a Jewish guest? A visitorah Sorry"
"Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians They make entire planes disappear."
"Friday is like a bra... You did your job all week, now it's time to take it off!... anyone need a hand??"
"I wish you were ketchup.... ...So you could squirt on my Weiner!"
"Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans I guess they were accident prawn"