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Joke of the Day

"What do children think of the world? I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today."

"What do you call a Redneck Baker? Inbread"

"He died doing what he loved; getting stabbed to death in a TJ Maxx."

"My dog used to chase after people on a bike so I took the bike away from him."

"I just finished writing a Broadway musical about the dictionary. It's the ultimate play on words."

"I can't stand pedophiles - Fucking immature assholes."

"You hear of the movie about a girl's struggle during her time of the month? It won the award for the best period drama"

"Q: What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? A: Straight talk."

"Divorce lawyers all over the world are rubbing their hands together in glee now that Twitter DM has a picture function."

"I met a girl who's family is so loaded... even the bags under her eyes are designer"