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Joke of the Day

"I'm surprised Bob the Builder ever gets anything done He's surrounded by tools"

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"please stop adding flintstone chewable vitamin commercials to the episode list. they are not real flintstone episodes."
"If I lost a leg in an accident the worst part would be never being able to flush a public toilet again"
"I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise his spirits... No pun intendid."
"How do triangles communicate? Sin language"
"What do you call a bored motherfucker? Grandpa"
"The only thing that bakes at room temperature. Stoners."
"I asked my friend if he wanted a drink and he said to surprise him so I brought back a side salad."
"What is long and hard on a Newfie? Grade 1."
"Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot? Because they came from afar."