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Joke of the Day
"I'm surprised Bob the Builder ever gets anything done He's surrounded by tools"
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"What do Hutts use to program computers? JabbaScript"
"A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous ""It's ok"" says the Doctor ""They're benign"" ""Count 'em again Doc"" says the pirate. ""I reckon there be at least ten"
"Finding out a gay guy has a crush on you is like finding 1,000,000 pesos. You'll think ""Well, I can't do much with this right now, but if I ever cross that line I'll be just fine"""
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not."
"What's worse than finding your first grey pubic hair...... ....finding it between your teeth."
"When an elevator stops at your floor, a nice thing to do is to hug the person next to you and say, ""This was fun. Let's keep in touch."""
"Most Viral Trend of 2014 Announced News just in: Most viral trend of 2014 formally announced: Ebola."
"Never marry a cross-eyed woman They're always seeing someone on the side."
"What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars? ""Let Meowt!!!!"""