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Joke of the Day
"How do you offend a white person? Tell him he cant tell racist jokes."
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"The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it."
"Found a quarter on the ground the other day You could say it 'changed' my life"
"If you're French in the bedroom, and Italian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European!"
"Why did the grapes gang rape and sodomize the orange with a chain saw? They found him aPEELing."
"There is a new rapper who is rapping for feminism. People call him feminem"
"Paris Hilton was arrested for coke possession. Said her family, ""If you love cocaine so much Paris, why don't you Marriott?"""
"If I ask you how you're doing and you say anything more complicated than ""fine,"" we're going to have a problem"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel? I've never had a lintel on my chest."
"hey girl, are you my mom? cuz i'd like to kill your husband and fuck you"