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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Barbie have a family? Because Ken comes in another box."
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"Look I see that you love me and would die for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"
"Why wouldn't the two tampons talk to each other? They are both stuck-up cunts."
"I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a fake pocket!"
"The ladies call me ""subway"".. ..because I lie about being 12 inches and my meat smells like a yoga mat."
"This year's election is a joke. I for one, find it Hillary-ous."
"I was going to make a sheep joke But it just came out baaaaaaaad"
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the best ingredients, you cruel bastards."
"What do you call beef that's been burned? A mis-steak."
"All men approve of premarital sex......until they have a daughter."