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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't the two tampons talk to each other? They are both stuck-up cunts."
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"Why did the comedian without a tongue lose his job? All his jokes were a bit tasteless."
"Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park"
"""What about this? What about this? And this?""--me, taunting museum curator MC Hammer."
"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."
"""Muffintop"" doesn't adequately describe what this girl has hanging over her jeans. I think ""layer cake"" would be the more accurate term."
"What would the world be like without women? A real pain in the ass!"
"On this planet... Every 10 seconds... there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped!"
"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club Thank you all for coming."
"There were hookers talking... Asked the one hooker the other: What do you ask from Santa Claus this year? Oh, just 50 dollars, like always."