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Joke of the Day
"What do you call beef that's been burned? A mis-steak."
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"Don't trust the atoms... They make up everything."
"There are two types of people in the world. Those who understand ROT26... ...and those who don't."
"With all of this negativity in the media At least Charlie Sheen is staying positive."
"I was walking though a forest With a young girl the other night and she said ""I'm scared"" I said ""Your scared, I've gotta walk back on my own"""
"Donald Trump's doctor has recently prescribed him Prozac. He told him it would help him control hispanics."
"My lesbian neighbour just gave me a Rolex I think she misunderstood when I told her I wanna watch..."
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"Funny things to say after loudly farting in a public toilet I'll start with a couple I've heard: ""Systems check cleared - ready for drop..."" ""Whups, I'm sorry, I need to get that fixed..."""
"Forgot your password? Hint: your cat's name ~ a crazy cat lady's worst nightmare"