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Joke of the Day

"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"What does a pedophile and a guitarist have in common... They both like to finger A-minor."

"Is it gay in here or is it just Glee?"

"One of the most popular searches on pornhub is Minecraft porn I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked."

"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about an Oscar He didn't get it."

"Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker? Because he is."

"What vegetable parties the hardest? A Turnip."

"I thought I saw a pizza in the sexy underwear ad. ...oops, wrong subliminal"

"When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."

"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of theYear"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."