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Joke of the Day
"I'm so bright My mom calls me her sun"
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"A man started a business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. ""It's going well,"" he said. ""Prophets are going through the roof."""
"After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my friends... We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me."
"As a teen I assumed the best thing about being an adult would be going to bed as late as I wanted. Little did I realise it's the opposite."
"People always say I make things sound sexual but I try not to pry them open and force my thick throbbing opinion down inside them."
"a magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway"
"I hate when girls say, ""you probably say that to every girl."" don't you use the same resume when applying to different jobs?"
"I came up with an original word yesterday... ...plagiarism."
"Did you hear the Miami Heat's new theme song? It's absolute fire"
"What the difference between a pancake? It tastes better with jam."