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Joke of the Day

"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal."

"SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE WEATHER REPORTERS RISKING LIFE & LIMB SO WE CAN ALL KNOW WHAT A 130MPH HURRICANE LOOKS LIKE IN THE DARK!"

"What do you call a male robot that likes to dress up in women's clothing? A transistor."

"What did the cumulus cloud say to the stratus cloud? Why arent you precipitating? (a joke me and my buddy came up with while driving. and its scientifically correct. lol)"

"Mom told meh to not waist my food She said we were gonna have to 'tighten our belts' around here."

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing"

"Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears? The cue tip."

"The problem about movies with potential They always fall the hardest"

"Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn't always catch it the first time."

"How was copper wire invented??? 2 jews fighting over a penny"