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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a tree Ba-dum tss"
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"Money is the root of all wealth."
"I'm sorry previews, but ""best movie of the year"" means nothing to me on January 18th."
"How do you cure a mute coworker? Tell them a secret"
"Fidel Castro's Favorite Pickup Line Girl, I'm no Kennedy or Khrushchev, but I can show you a Cuban Missile Crisis"
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"What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland? ""Everyone got seat belts on back there?"""
"What's the worst part of being a cook in prison? Having to toss everyone's salad"
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"Change the last word of your favorite movie title to ""Impregnator"" e.g. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's **Impregnator** Transformers, Revenge of the **Impregnator**"