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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part of being a cook in prison? Having to toss everyone's salad"
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"What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye? ... A hippiepotamus"
"Meta Knight walks into a restaurant... There is no counter."
"People who are ""just saying"" should try ""just shutting the fuck up."""
"What is McDonald's demolition service called? Quarter pounder."
"A magic 8-ball would make better life decisions for me than I do."
"A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub."
"How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees? In Jeff Pesos."
"Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke go to a restaurant. Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren? Because he made the First Order!"
"When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive."