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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West gets a bad rap... And then he makes it even worse."

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"So North Korea's Kim Jong-Un executes it's defense chief with an anti-aircraft gun. I bet he took a lot of flak for that."
"I asked my mom one time why I was white and she was black. She said, "" the way I remember the party you're lucky you don't bark."""
"I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave. That bastard's never paid for anything in his life."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't afford vanity plates? He had to change his name to J3X CY4"
"I asked my teacher what I had to do to pass the course. He said to get 50% on the exam and give him a blowjob But I don't think I got 50% on the exam"
"I just read somewhere that Reddit is dead I think I misreddit"
"Salads don't kill people. People who eat salads kill people."