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"I just read somewhere that Reddit is dead I think I misreddit"
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"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
"Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car? She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe"
"""To be and not to be"" ~ Schrodinger's Hamlet"
"What's the difference between a camel and a Russian? A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking."
"I yelled ""STOP EATING CAT TURDS OR IT WILL HURT WHEN YOU POOP!"" & my dog stopped eating, so if you need a motivational speaker contact me"
"I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment The plot thickened"
"I love cooking with wine Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"[God creating the raccoon] God: make it cute with a lil mask Angel: haha aw okay God: also make it eat trash"
"What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !"