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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
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"Why do people make shitposts? Because they are in a crappy mood."
"Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral."
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"No matter how tired one is, put a computer in front of them and they can stay awake."
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I'm ok with a 5km but really don't like 10km."
"What do you call a dead fly? a flew"
"Thank god we don't have thought bubbles above our heads. I'd be in trouble 99% of the time."
"I really like the concept of train tickets. It's an idea I could get onboard with."
"The thing about liking Kanye is that no matter how into him you are, you're AT BEST his #2 fan."