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Joke of the Day
"When does a Mexican know he's hungry? His asshole stops burning."
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"How do you make holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it."
"Did you hear, John Wayne Bobbit got his penis cut off again? Isn't that redickless?"
"How to piss me off: rearrange the grocery store. How to send me into a psychotic rage: rearrange the liquor store."
"MOM: You give that back to him, mister ME: Ok mom MOM: and what do we say now? ME: *climbing off unicycle* sorry I tried to steal your girl"
"So a racist pig, a sexist idiot, and a pot-smoking socialist run for president. I am so sorry America. There is no happy ending here."
"Please don't advertise your ""three-egg omelet."" I want plausible deniability regarding how many eggs I am about to eat."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered child molester."
"Just got back from seeing a chiropractor that guy cracks me up"
"This year I'm going to put the mistletoe in my back pocket, so people I hate can kiss my ass."