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Joke of the Day

"So a racist pig, a sexist idiot, and a pot-smoking socialist run for president. I am so sorry America. There is no happy ending here."

"your momma so fat I'm seriously concerned for her health"

"What kind of cheese did Medusa eat? Gorgon zola."

"What do you call a black mage? A Negro-mancer"

"A blind man.. Is walking down the street and stumbles upon a fish market With out skipping a beat he says ""good morning ladies!"" *proceeds to play colt 45*"

"Game of Thrones would have had more seasons... But HBO didn't want it to dragon too long."

"If they ever make an alcoholic drink that tastes like a burrito I'll be dead within 5 hours."

"[bedroom] Her: omg don't stop Me: what was that? Her: *sighs* Simon says don't stop"

"what you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil ming"

"Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi."