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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear, John Wayne Bobbit got his penis cut off again? Isn't that redickless?"
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"When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange ! Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !"
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp? It's not hard."
"A Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... He breaks his nose."
"A beggar walks up to a wealthy, upper-class lady and says, ""I haven't eaten in three days."" She responds, ""You must force yourself! You must force yourself!"""
"Christmas Chimney Congestion Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?A: He only comes once a year -- and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?"