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Joke of the Day
"This year I'm going to put the mistletoe in my back pocket, so people I hate can kiss my ass."
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"I know Tinder is gonna help me meet the right person because all it takes is a mutual like of Virgin America on Facebook."
"Why do farts stink? So the deaf can enjoy them too."
"Serious top linked post on /r/science made me laugh: ""Giant methane storms on Uranus"" Original link: http://phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html"
"If you have no regrets you're either a liar or an asshole."
"what happens when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? about halfway"
"Q: Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge? A: To avoid car-pool tunnel!"
"What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake? ""It's crepe"""
"Last Night.. I was about to kill a spider. My wife told me to take it out instead. Turns out he's a pretty cool guy, his names Luke and he want's to be a lawyer."
"Why is the area between the boobs and the ass called the 'waist?' Because you could easily fit two more boobs down there."