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Joke of the Day

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered child molester."

"Genderfluid? I just call that semen"

"A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one"

"How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat."

"What do Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have in common? Their goldman sacks"

"What do these owners think when choosing music for their stores restroom? ""oh yeah people like to listen to this when they're taking a shit"""

"What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house? The DaVinci Abode"

"My friend would not believe Canada has a new prime minister It's Tru-deau."

"I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato"

"Car company executives must have the best memories in the world because GM recalls everything."