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Joke of the Day

"Chopped beef and pea soup What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!"

"Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it did we?"

"My purse is deeper than some people."

"Out of? Mom (about her son): Look at these marks Jim has scored... 8.. 10... 7.. Dad: Out of? Mom: Out of pity!"

"UGH now I just painted an amazing picture but accidentally painted a thumb in the corner"

"Why is your nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."

"What is Jesus' favourite dessert? Propheteroles"

"I recently told my girlfriend about removing the cookies and site data because it slows down the browser speed... Now she understands why I delete the browsing history everyday."

"A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"How did the mermaid prostitute make all her money? Blue whales"