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Joke of the Day

"Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team? Because she was a girl."

"What do you call a bird that believes in the change in the basic assumptions, or paradigms, within the ruling theory of science? A *parrot*-digm shift."

"If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Have the alter boy shit into her pussy."

"[sees a kid at the park doing the pee pee dance] ""NO KID, WAIT- [it starts raining buckets of pee]"

"Never forget. Never forget that Americans can't even get the date the right way around. Sincerely the rest of the world on 9/11."

"A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied ""The weather didn't agree with me."""

"What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger..."

"Do you know how NASCAR got its name? It's from North Carolina. There were a bunch of dudes standing around a car, and one of them said, ""That's a nas' car."""

"Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team? Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States."