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Joke of the Day
"Why do men die before their wives? They *want* to"
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"The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds."
"What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines? Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once."
"A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester."
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night."
"What is the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair."
"At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: ""I work with animals every day!"" She: ""Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"" He: ""I'm a butcher."""
"My friend thought it would be funny to fake his own death... It was a hard thing for us to die-jest"