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Joke of the Day

"If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do? Make a vet appointment for both of you."

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"A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul."
"I heard they put a supermarket behind Bilbo's hobbit hole... Unexpected item in baggins area."
"Stevie Wonder is a genius! He has such an eye for detail"
"Why did Simba's dad die? He couldn't Mufasa"
"Harambe walks into a bar Bartender: What will you be drinking? Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe."
"I have recently learned that it is considered poor form to sit on Santa's lap and ask to be made a widow for Christmas... The more you know."
"From now on when skinny girls say they're fat I'm just gonna be like, ""Yup"" & walk away."
"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar The bartender says ""get out, we don't serve breakfast here"""
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"