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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I ask my husband to put away the clean dishes so I can play kitchen scavenger hunt next time I need something."

"I don't always kill spiders, sometimes I stare at them a short while to see if we can reach an understanding"

"Why was the man allergic to Christmas? Because it's the reason for the sneason."

"April fools day on a news channel Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."

"What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm? A rural pool."

"My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow.."

"What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? A wouldpecker"

"What do you have to do to have beautiful hands? Nothing."

"I guess George Lucas is not a Scrabble fan. It's R1 D2."

"Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man? The Book of Job."