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Joke of the Day

"Necessity is the mother of invention, and the wife of bill. Bill is the only one in the family with a normal name."

"What do you call homosexual dinosaurs? What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass."

"What does a pedophile and a guitarist have in common... They both like to finger A-minor."

"People always say pigs can't fly like they've never seen a police helicopter before."

"If women want to be treated as equals to men, we're going to need to start seeing a lot more deadbeat moms and manizers."

"Every letter likes Jews... but not-Z"

"It's so freeing to be single again because now I can finally catch up on all the things I've been meaning to do like being really lonely."

"I read in the Bible that people used to get stoned to death, that's a lot of weed."

"What's the name of that movie with that actor in which the guy does that thing with that other thing in that place during that time?"

"Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds."