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Joke of the Day

"FORD Fix or Repair Daily."

"My boss is so nit picky that he's not even a micro manager... ...he's a quantum manager."

"Blowjobs are like paying your taxes. If you don't do it, you are going to be fucked."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? I ain't got cats in my bank account."

"Asians are so bad at driving... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was just an accident."

"We put a man on the moon yet we still keep using the same dated scientific progress analogy."

"Me: Who's a good boy? Dog: I thought we settled this."

"What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common? Same middle name!"

"It would be a disaster if Hillary Clinton were elected president I mean who would entrust our nukes to a woman on a period?"

"When are they going to drug test the audience of ""The Price Is Right.""? No one is that happy"