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Joke of the Day

"Haven't worn a watch in 20+ years. Coincidentally, I haven't poured my drink on the floor when asked for the time in 20+ years."

"Someone took my spine and replaced it with theirs. I want to get my own back."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !"

"So glad my boobs don't honk. Talk about a mood-killer."

"A man desperately clings to reality as he laid on his mothers grave. Another man walks by and says ""Good mourning!"""

"Why do Russians love Pho so much? Because they're so...viet."

"Look you asked me to be your child's Godfather so don't get pissed at me because I taught him how to break knees and collect debts."

"A man overdosed on viagra His wife took it very hard"

"Where did Santa meet his wife? Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses"

"What is black, white, and red all over? A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s."