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Joke of the Day
"The only thing better than iPad... ...is an iTampon."
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"I was watching a tv evangelist this morning and it made me realize how much I'm looking forward to the Rapture. Yeah, I can't wait until all these ""Christians"" are gone."
"TIL the excuse the US Marine used in May 1943 after accidentally friendly fire'ing a British U-boat. Woops, wrong sub."
"Did you hear about the two nuclear scientists who are no longer speaking to each other? They had a falling out..."
"Aspirin Before climbing into bed, a man sets down a glass of water and an aspirin on his wife's bedside table. ""What's this for? I don't have a headache"" she says. ""Good. Let's fuck."""
"Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around."
"It's not true that all black people are mistreated in America Some black people are mistreated in other countries."
"BREAKING: 30 people feared soothed in Yankee Candle fire."
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? To prevent Hispanic attacks"
"I'm a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that...!! . Tomorrow is my exam but I don't care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...!!!"