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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how to plant tulips? Yes, then how about planting tu-lips on this"
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"*Takes out phone & plays Cindi Lauper's True Colors as you reach for the last slice of pizza without asking*"
"""Phone Call to My Dad"" feat. My Mom Yelling Things at Me in the Background"
"If I burn my mouth on ONE MORE FUCKING PIZZA I will probably continue to buy and eat pizza for the rest of my life."
"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a truck full of French bread? He's in a lot of pain now."
"What's black and white and red all over? Batman's father"
"When I went to Japan on vacation, I didn't see a single ninja. Impressive."
"What happens when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"Life is one long earthquake for those tiny dogs who are always shaking."
"What do you call it when gay men break up? A banana split"