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Joke of the Day
"Heard Prince changed his name... ...to, ""The Artist Formerly known as Alive""."
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"Me: But I'm sweaty, I'm anxious, my heart rate is up Doctor: This is the 3rd visit I've had to tell you I can't treat being offended online"
"life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs"
"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F."
"I heard 9/10 Redditors are dumb... I'm so glad to be part of the 1%"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 did 9/11"
"Do scarecrows really work? No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either."
"What's worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm.... Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal"
"Those goddamn Asian drivers....... Always crashing my PC"
"Barista: Can I get your name? Me: Lisa Barista: Pizza? Me: Yeah, that's fine."