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Joke of the Day
"Make sure you your hands if you shit your pants Atleast be sanitary"
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"in movies when guy& girl lie side by side in bed & say ""that was amazing"" theyre talkin abt a Rush drum solo. thats wat happend be4 the cut"
"I got pulled over for speeding So, I really don't have the patience to type this long ass joke on my phone, but my wife's a whore."
"Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner"
"A waiter took my plate before I was done and I watched him carry it away like it was my sibling who was just chosen for the hunger games"
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The egg is smoking a cigarette. The chicken turns to the egg and says, well I guess that answers that question."
"Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career."
"I normally don't get a boner at Burger King But when I do, its a whopper."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said that's a big word for a nine year old."
"This cashier just held my five dollar bill up to the light in case you're wondering how I do with first impressions."