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Joke of the Day

"How many groping victims does it take to stop Trump from being president? We're about to find out.."

"Jeopardy is petty. If you asked someone ""What is snow?"" No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this."

"She told me she liked it doggy style so I gave her a treat & took her for a walk."

"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."

"What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year? About tennish."

"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope."

"The 7 Drug Habits Of High, Ineffective People"

"Did you hear the news about the failed plan to send ISIS a shipment of deactivated bomb vests? People are surprised it's blowing up."

"ME: my wife eats all the caramel corn and leaves the cheese JUDGE: give this man full custody of the kids ME: no wait they do the same thing"

"A cannibal receives a call from his recently found brother. ""What a relief! I thought I passed you on the side of the road the other day."""