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Joke of the Day

"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The egg is smoking a cigarette. The chicken turns to the egg and says, well I guess that answers that question."

"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"

"Guy: I want a room Receptionist: Sorry no rooms available G: My name is improvement R: So what? G: there is always a room for improvement !!!"

"It's time for my wife's 12 week sonogram! I can't wait to see what we'll have! A son or an abortion"

"Happy Valentines Day. And Merry Christmas to FTD, Hallmark and Zales."

"Why did Bruce Jenner become invisible? because he's a transparent."

"Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a ""coo"" d'etat."

"The beauty of meditation is it helps instill inner peace in someone that makes it easy to pick his pockets."

"Is your refrigerator running? cause I'd rather vote for it instead of these two"

"What did the donut say to the loaf of bread? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!"