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Joke of the Day

"God is everywhere and knows everything? God sounds a lot like my ex-wife."

"How fast can you convince an Italian guy to perform cunnilingus? Licka-de-split."

"Roses are red, except for all of the other colors of roses that have been in existence for thousands of years. Those are different colors."

"Trolling my FB friends by commenting ""Looking good ;)"" on solo pics of their husbands"

"A boy wrote Santa: ""please send me a sister"". Santa wrote back: ""Alright, send me your mother""."

"Did I ever tell you about how I escaped from Iraq? Iran"

"A Physics major finds his girlfriend in bed with another man. He threatens to take matters into his own hands."

"What did Anakin see when he walked in on his master unannounced? Obi wankin' Obi"

"What do Amish people catch when they start using technology? Mennonitis!"

"I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person... ...and that person drinks a lot."