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Joke of the Day
"Autocorrect can be a real birch. Dammit!"
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"if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports"
"DINNERTIME FOOD IDEAS FROM MY SON ""Can we put Nutella on our salmon and call it salmonella?"" This has been DINNERTIME FOOD IDEAS FROM MY SON"
"Whenever I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on."
"(Shaq wakes up, steps in front of the green screen in his bedroom, knocks out 20-30 commercials, begins his day.)"
"I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen?"
"My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD. Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane."
"ComedyTime: I think I'm a Moth http://www.comedytime.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=5bd5cf89ce39d9690346"
"""Doctor, doctor, there's a lettuce sticking out of my bum! Is it serious?"" ""I'm sorry to tell you, that's just the tip of the iceberg."""
"Whats white and salty? Salt."