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Joke of the Day

"People tell me I have ADHD Wanna ride bikes?"

"How do you remember your wedding anniversary? Forget it once."

"What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons? Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."

"How long does it take for an African mom to shit? 9 months..."

"If the movie theater slightly lowered their candy prices I wouldn't have to duct tape candy around my kid's torso like a suicide bomber"

"What did the Kiwi say to the Jew? Hee broo"

"What do you call a racecar driver? A racist"

"[NSFW] Gay dad John: Bill, I just found out that my dad is gay. Bill: Oh? How'd you find out? John: His dick tasted like shit."

"My math teacher called me average the other day. I thought it was mean."