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Joke of the Day
"Memories. That's how I want to be remembered."
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"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis"
"I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror."
"[NSFW] What do you get when you fuck a dead person in the ass? Cold cumfart"
"facte: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once"
"Does the Ku Klux Klan hold a 3k run every year as a fund raiser? Shouldn't they? I mean, they are racists after all. The publicity just writes itself."
"What is a mortician's favorite side dish? Gravy"
"When he's out driving where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter."
"Dear Car Companies, Please replace glove compartments with toaster ovens."
"Whats the hardest thing to eat about a vegetable? The wheel chair"