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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna"
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"What's a holocaust denier's favorite month? July"
"""Brokeback Mountain"" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard."
"Why can't America ever win a chess tournament? Because they're missing two towers"
"I was going to invest in the Microsoft HoloLens but... ...Their projections weren't very good."
"As I was paying for a 15 year old escort I thought... ...I'm getting a really good deal on this car."
"[Job Interview] Sir, it says here you're part of a small group of criminals that primarily kills interviewersoohhhhmygod"
"To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us"
"Did you hear about the cat that wanted to be a justice on the Supreme Court? Just kitten."
"Guy: Are you pregnant? Me: No, I'm a Ninja Turtle with my shell on BACKWARDS. Guy: ..... Me: Cowabunga, douche!"