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Joke of the Day

"Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/seven-bar-jokes-involving-grammar-and-punctuation"

"What is a menstruating woman's favorite genre of movies? Period films"

"With Facebook, you can stay in touch with people you would otherwise never talk to, but that's only one of the many awful things about it"

"Coworker: Do you have good taste in music? Me: I can only taste things I put in my mouth Both of us thinking: I work with an idiot"

"What is the Free Syrian Army's favourite Western Song I DON'T CARE...ALAWITE I DON'T CARE.."

"How were the Jews captured during World War 2? They could not resist a ho-low-cost."

"The inventory of the Crossword has died. He will be buried tomorrow. Six down and three across."

"What's the difference between Trump and a pile of poop? A pile of poop is naturally brown."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his cock."

"When people write, ""your dumb,"" maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you. ""Here's your dumb now leave."""