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Joke of the Day

"With Facebook, you can stay in touch with people you would otherwise never talk to, but that's only one of the many awful things about it"

"In American politics, what's important is that you pick one of two equally bad sides and defend it no matter the awful garbage it produces"

"What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !"

"To be honest She: You cannot find another girl like me Me: I'm not looking for another one like you"

"What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hairline."

"If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader......."

"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."

"A Chicken and an Egg are sitting in bed. The Egg looks depressed; the Chicken satisfied. Not much of a joke, but it solves which came first."

"My dog chases people on a bike a lot. If this continues i'll have to take his bike away."

"Whats worse, being a vegan inmate or non vegan? Or non vegan inmate* Depends on whether you want to eat meat or toss salad."