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Joke of the Day
"How were the Jews captured during World War 2? They could not resist a ho-low-cost."
Next Joke
"I'm a really big supporter of gay marriage... Mostly because I believe one day there will be a law that will allow you to shoot gay guys. And when that day comes, it will be much easier to find them."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"How to give a woman an orgasm? Dream harder."
"Me: How's it look? Doc: You have 2 months to live M: WHAT?? You're my dentist! D: Then you don't need to come back for a cleaning in 6 mos"
"I was going to make a Nazi joke but. It is out of mein kampfort zone."
"Who sang the song that goes... ...""that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your tiger feet""?"
"Irritating An irritating friend took a drink from my wife's beer and said, ""Ha,Ha, this is one step from kissing your wife!"" ""Yes it is,"" I replied, ""and two steps from sucking my dick."""
"Trump and a mate were getting drinks at a bar..... After a few drinks..... Trump: What is the useless skin around a woman's pussy? Mate: I have no idea. Trump (with a smirk): The rest of the woman!"
"Vectors Joke When (i) think of crossing with (u) I get my own normal vector, if you know what I mean. ;)"