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Joke of the Day

"When people write, ""your dumb,"" maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you. ""Here's your dumb now leave."""

"Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus? They did not have 50 Cent."

"There once was an Italian chef He pastaway"

"What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub? Gorillas in the mist"

"My dad said this at his retirement... he is a former principal ""I remember a time when Harass was two words."

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A PILOT, YOU RACIST!"

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wiiiine."

"Has the Supreme Court decided on Man v. Food yet?"

"Accidentally feng shui'd tonight when everybody wang chunged and I've never been more embarrassed. That lamp does look great there though."

"What's the most unsatisfying prank?"