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Joke of the Day
"""I'm not racist, but,"" -Racists"
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"You think you had a bad day? Clams are getting chowdered. CHOWDERED."
"So this Kristen Stewart cheating stuff... Still a better love story than Twilight."
"What do you call two people having sex in the bushes? Thornication"
"What did the guy with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
"What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common? The balls are just for decoration"
"Did you hear about the penny and magnifying glass who got married? Their wedding was magnifycent."
"Being in a vortex Must really suck"
"Me to 6 year old trick or treater dressed as a witch: ""I wish you'd cackle less"" Her: Give me a snickers you old piece of shit"
"I was so poor, we couldn't afford a bidet. I had to do hand stands in the shower."